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我的二奶，愛鳳!!
花甲老翁得新寵Old Man Got a New Love
千嬌百媚俏愛鳳Lovely as a Beauty Can Be
生活起居有了她Living with Her in His Life
憑添情調趣無窮He is Having Fun without End
打扮時尚迎潮? yDress Up as Modern as She Could
溫柔體貼性順從Tender and Considerate as She Can Be
家居外出伴著我Keeping Him Company In & Out
四季如春無嚴冬Making Four Seasons Feel Like Spring
學識淵博深若海Knowledge Deep & Broad as Sea
記憶如神超時空Memories Swift in Time & Space
疑問雜題難不倒No Question is Too Difficult
愛因斯坦拜下風Einstein Would Consider Her Good
樂壇名曲知曉多 &nb sp;Knowing All Pops and Hit Songs
黃鶯出谷甜喉嚨Voices Sweet as a Canary
側臥枕邊輕輕哼Lying, Humming Next to His Pillow
天籟美聲伴酣夢Bringing Him to Sleep with Sweet Dreams
天生一幅活地圖Borne with Maps in Her Hands
大小路況握手中Knowing All Big & Small Roads
有她導航我放心She Make Him Feel Relaxed
出門駕車真輕鬆Driving Always with No Tension
文武全材樣樣行All Things She Can Do
各類游戲皆精通All Games She Can Play
棋逢敵手弈一局A Chess Champion She Is
修身養性腦運動Helps Him Exercise His Minds
日理千機大小事All Things Are Organized Daily
有她只需幾分鐘Only Need Her a Few Minutes
如此幫手何處覓How Can He Find Such An Assistant
遠比秘書還管用Far Better Than A Secretary
日常生活不能離No Daily Life Should be Without Her
心存感激常讚頌Appreciation is Always in His Heart
友人笑問她是誰Friends Ask Who is She
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愛鳳就是iPhone She is, of course, iPhone